I look forward to the day when robots walk among us. I felt a little let down when the year 2000 came and we were still doing our own math homework and driving around on street level. Where the hell are the robot controlled rocket cars? Where the hell are the R.E.L.E.C s (Robotically Enhanced Law Enforcement Canines)? I propose we put some of that stimulus money to work building robots to murder our enemies and give us massages. Put Americans to work Mr. Obama! We need a government funded Robotics industry!
and as far as our robot slaves go...
We need more of this:
And less of this:
Note: The Robin Williams personality chip will be optional.